Baffledcow

A simple cow in a confusing world.


Face facts

One chance left. Don't waste it.


Sceptical kid

You must think I'm stupid.


Bad parent

Surrender to the government or protect your child. You can't do both.


Taken for a mug

Isn't it about time you started saying no?


Two fingers

We reject your authority over us.


Insanity

When you're in a hole, stop digging.


Middle-Aged Mutant Virus Inventors

Not heroes, just half-wits.


Had enough yet?

We've seen this one before, haven't we?


It doesn't add up

What's wrong with this picture?


Life is worth the risk

Don't be afraid. Life is for the living.

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Enough!

Just stop. You're making fools of yourselves.


Spot the difference

Find the odd one out.


Masks are poison

Masks are hazardous to our society. Do not wear one.


Try giving me a jab

Sorry, but taking a barely-tested vaccine created by a manufacturer that been granted immunity from liability to reduce the symptoms of a disease with a 99.95% survival rate for under 70s does not seem like a terribly good idea to me.

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Shut up!

Tell the government what they can do with their non-stop stream of corona-bollocks.


I love you granny

Everyone dies of something. Life is for the living.


Get stuffed

We didn't invite the government into our lives. Now it's time to show them the door.


Protect their education

The PCR test is not a reliable indicator of infection. You're not helping your community by risking the education of an entire year group.


No!

Say No! to government interference in your life.

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Remember Thalidomide

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it.

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No test, no quaratine

You can only be quaratined if test positive.


Laughing all the way

Chin up! Not long now!


Who are you?

Be this guy and put yourself on the right side of history.

British English edition:


Resist now

The government has very nearly killed Great Britain. You are all that stands in the way of total destruction. RESIST, NOW!


No job this Christmas?

...then you know who to blame.


Don't be a muppet

Masks don't stop viruses. They just hold bateria against your face and help you breath it in.

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Badges

Lockdown kills 100 Britons every day

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Masks are bad for your health

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Do Not Assist (DNA) card

Apply for the new card that exempts you from governmental interference in your life. Do it now!


Ask me again

Discriminate against me again, I dare you. I double dare you!


Weekly deaths, England and Wales

Prepared using figures from the Office of National Statistics (ONS).


Refuse testing

Local lockdowns are being driven by increases in the number of positive tests for SARS-CoV-2 fragments, not by clinical presentations of COVID-19. Don't play into their hands. Don't get tested.


Save Liverpool gyms

Support Sean Stanhope's fight against the closure of gyms in the North West. Please also consider signing the petition Prevent gyms closing due to a spike in Covid 19 cases.


Don't be a lemming

Are you following the crowd? Perhaps you should think for yourself before it's too late.

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Your country needs you

The light of liberty is going out. Do your bit. Sign.


Fighting for liberty

This November, don't just buy a poppy. Honour the fallen by driving dictatorship out of our country.

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Bin the mask

There's no scientific evidence that masks protect you from viruses, but plenty showing that masks do you harm. Get a life, bin the mask.

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Death smiles on us all

The wisdom of Marcus Aurelius, applied to today.

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Everyone Dies

Life comes with risks. Nobody gets out of here alive. All that matters is how you live.

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